This a traditional letter column.
You are encouraged to write a letter of comment on anything that you
find worthy of comment. It will (may) be published in this column along
with my reply. As editor I reserve the right to delete material;
however I will not alter the undeleted material. E-mail to me that solely
references the contents of this site will be assumed to be publishable
mail. All other e-mail is assumed to be private. And, of course, anything
marked not for publication is not for publication. Oh yes, letters of
appreciation for the scholarly resources provided by this site will be
handled very discreetly. This page contains the correspondence for
July 2005.
Some of it is a little ancient; I’m slowly catching up – very slowly.
From: Peter Neilson
My abject and most humble apologies, Sir!
I claimed, much too fervently, that mhadley_run’s word “hornest”
had nothing to do with the French or English horns. I was totally
wrong. A hornist is a player of the French (that is to say, German)
horn. The word hornest cannot be anything but a chance misspelling.
The Hadley creature would have you take up playing the horn. It is
not easy. I tried once, and found that I was inadequate. My similar
attempt at the violin (borrowed at an Other Meeting for a few
minutes from Pat Vandenberg) was far more musical, sounding only
like a cat having intestinal difficulties. I recommend you stick to
familiar instruments. The Hohner “Marine Band” harmonica should
do nicely, in your particular case, even though it would be hard to
call you “hornest” regardless of your skill or volume.
You will furthermore be pleased to learn that the “catgut” in the
strings of the violin is not from cats, after all. The Large
Black Dog, though, may be disappointed.
From: Carmen C. Arendt
Is the June Harter Waterfowl Protection Area open to the public? Could we birdwatch there? Thanks, Carmen
From: Peter Neilson
In a brief article of a year or so ago you suggested that
C is like a 1950’s dragster, and Ada like a Volvo.
Can you give me a table of the vehicles to be associated with
other programming languages? Here are a few of particular interest:
C++
C++ has racing stripes, a spoiler, an oversized muffler, a plastic
jesus hanging from the mirror, and 98 horses under the hood.
BCPL appears once a year in the antique car parade. It isn’t driven;
they haul it on a trailer.
Forth is driven on the outlaw circuit.
Java is a Lexus knockoff.
Lisp is a 1950’s Bentley.
RPG is a soapbox special with a gerbil for an engine.
BAL is a model car without an engine. You have to push it to get
anywhere.
Fortran is a WW II jeep.
Ratfor is a WW II jeep with trainer wheels.
Troff is a broken down taxi driven by a driver who doesn’t speak
English.
Basic is a motorized tricycle.
COBOL is an oversized low mileage SUV.
Easycoder is a rusted out tricycle.
APL is a Maserati without plates – fast as hell but you can’t
drive it anywhere.
From: Chip Hitchcock
Maybe this belongs in the directory with the story about the
Constitution? “1947” could mean that Grandma is senile, or grumbling in
a mode ascribed to ancient Greeks, Babylonians, Egyptians… , but it
doesn’t match the facts:
Or maybe Grandma is an alien? Isn’t 1947 a Memorable Date among ufologists?
Uh, that should be American Heritage of Invention and Technology …
wrt to the previous pass (evolution of bird’s wing): seems the creationists
have decided they’re beaten on that one and are now claiming the flagellum
of some one-celled organism (IIRC one with a single very long flagellum
rather than a covering of short ones as in paramecium) as proof for the
same reasons (inutility of any subset of the parts that make up the whole).
Have you looked at this one? —
From: dave ng
Wondering if I can also reprint your “Creationist FAQ” piece for the
quarterly. Good stuff, and (in case you’re interested) another notch
eligible to win an iPod. Let me know.
… continued on next rock …
Thanks Richard,
Do you have any newish material that would work well with the
Quarterly. And I’ll definitely let you know if you win the iPod(s).
The Completely Radical Anthropic Principle
Mathematicians would enjoy
Mathgenesis at http://richardhartersworld.com/~cri/1996/mathgen.html
For those of a literary bent “The works of Jane Austin” is
popular with students who cannot spell “Jane Austen” and who
are unscrupulous about plagarizing their research. More
precisely, it is popular with them until their papers get
graded. It can be found at
http://richardhartersworld.com/~cri/2001/austinbib.html.
Then there is my not entirely believable anecdotes at
http://richardhartersworld.com/~cri/2000/faradiddles.html.
From: Nancy/Mike
These may be old, but are still magnificent!
From: Ted Ducker
I am a strong opponent of gun control laws, but I have
to point out that the numbers on this page are flat
out stupid.
http://richardhartersworld.com/cri/2005/iraq.html
The murder rate in DC was 80.6 per 100K per year in
1991. The numbers you cite for Iraq (60 per 100K) are
for one month, not one year.
In fact, you seem to be lumping all military deaths in
Iraq and all murders in DC as firearm deaths, when
that is obviously not the case.
Just thought you might want to know.
From: Mary
i wondered if someone could tell me the story about jezebell and who she
was.or maybe refer me to a site where i can research it.
I hope this helps.
From: raj ra
Dear Sir/ Madam,
To be honest, I would be quite surprised if anyone suggested my name
as an expert in this field.
From: bvan
I think, to return money is best decision!
From: Robert Eggleton
At age 54, my first novel, “Rarity from the Hollow” will come out as an
ebook this summer. Please see:
www.fatcatpress.com
I’m writing to promote my book. A portion of any profits from “Rarity”
will be donated to prevent child abuse in West Virginia; and, the novel
was written with subliminal educational content to impact child
maltreatment.
While the promo on the above site correctly places it in the science
fiction / fantasy genre, such is not a neat fit. The protagonist begins
her adventure as a preadolescent victim of child abuse from an
impoverished hollow in Appalachia, matures in colloquial voice to
overcome victimization, and ends up saving the universe. Early scenes
are harsh realism, but the story becomes increasingly outrageous and
fun.
I have zilch money to promote my novel, don’t know anybody personally in
the ficition marketplace, and apologize if you think this advertisement
is inappropriate for your page. However, if you and your readers would
take a few minutes to check out a sample, I believe that you will agree
that it’s a good book submitted with the intent of helping out child
victims. I’ll email a sample on request.
From: Pete Lister
Sir, I just discovered your website tonight while researching the
direction of travel for carousels. May I extend my accolades to what I am
certain are already warehousesful that you must have stored somewhere. I
am a fan for life. May this be a long time. I work second shift, so I
arrive home at approximately 1:00 AM. I unwind (I work in a jail) by
sitting down at my computer and surfing the web. Thank you for a very
entertaining unwinding. From now on, I shall unwind here. Please accept my
thanks, and please believe that it is both more intense and more sincere
than any you have received heretofore. My very best wishes for your
continued longevity, Pete Lister.
From: Frank Makinson
I was not born a mathematician but I think I have got the
trigonometric-electromagnetic relationships correct in the small pdf
article (14k). When I first identified the relationships I used a
spreadsheet to manually calculate the angle that closely results in the SI
numeric value for the speed of light. I eventually wrote a small computer
program that would do the same iterative process.
http://vip.ocsnet.net/~ancient/MathSOL.pdf
My military experience was a few years before yours, I did not miss the
war, and received my BS EE from Univ. of Iowa in ’58, financed in part by
the Korean GI Bill.
I also got the Korean GI Bill, having gone in 1954. The cutoff date
was January 1955. My timing was impeccable since the fighting was
over but the benefits were still being handed out.
From: Chip Hitchcock
You observed:
I watched a tourist on the Boston Common not curbing her yappy
little dog, who was boasting what he’d do to a goose that probably
outweighed him. (Geese around here are mostly non-migratory,
reportedly by descent from captives freed when live decoys were
banned; the ones that survive the winters are bigger than the ones
that fly south.) This was in late Spring, with goslings scattered
around; a local finally warned the visitor just how much damage
the goose would do in defense of progeny if the visitor didn’t
pull back her dog.
From: Donald L Emerick
Unless I’ve read you wrongly, I’m sure you’ll soon catch your own error on death rates — DC vs Iraq — and soon enough, at that — but the rate for DC is a yearly rate, whereas the rate for the troops is a monthly rate… — so the conclusion is precisely the opposite of what you state it to be… but do you have the courage and intellectual honesty to retract a mistake?
Be that as it may, the good news is that I really do appreciate
your letter.
From: Paul
u know may wire details. Return my money!
From: shaifur rahman
I would be pleased if you send me an algorithm of polynomial
multiplication of O(M*M*N) where M=Length of bigger polynomial N= length
of the other.The polynomial includes only one particular variable i.e
x^8+7x^3=9 etc.
On the other hand, if you are interested in very bad ways to multiply
two polynomials I can accomodate you.
From: Lois Harter
So I was reading your essay on “Nine fingered Frodo and the Ring of Doom”
and it reminded me of the bumpersticker I saw last week: “Frodo failed. Bush
has the Ring.”
From: Dale Ray Bourne
What an incredible idiot. Does your brain actually function on
its own? Or, does it depend upon the ‘academic intellectuals’
for steering? I strongly suspect the latter. Try being a free
thinker.
From: Antony
Dear Sir,
Please clarify.
Thanking you, Antony
One could object that there is more than one sense of
“largest building”, e.g., the building with the most floor
space, the building with the most volume, usw. However
proper usage would be to clarify which sense is meant.
It would be proper to say “one of the larger buildings in
the gulf”.
I hope this helps.
… continued on next rock …
Thank you for the prompt response.
So, the idiom, one of the largest is correct;
if it connotes different perspectives.
To give another example: one of the finest epics,
if not the finest, ever made.
For example, it is no longer possible to buy a
small package of processed food. It may still
be possible to have a choice between medium, large,
and extra-large. However “medium” is disappearing
rapidly, and we are left to choose between
large, extra-large, and family sized.
From: Peter Neilson
One mhadley_run asks you to please be hornest. This has nothing
to do with the French Horn (which is German) or with the English
Horn (which is French). Instead, is is a misspelling of a kind
of wasp. mhadley_run, although demanding money, was seeking a
painful and stinging retort from you. Instead all he (or she)
got from you was an ill wind. Next time send him hornets as
requested.
From: amy carey
I mean may be u decide to return my money in an amicable way
From: Philip Roberts
re. your 1998 article on the Constitution:
She wasn’t even built in 1779 (first put to sea in 1798 when she fought the
French not the English), and as for carrying that amount of shot (about 920
short tons worth) in a ship that displaced 2200 tons, well, it stretches
credibility a bit. Throwing 317 tons of rum and 194 tons of water on top of
all that shot, she’d be pretty low under the water. Heavy ships in this
day, out for a long voyage, might carry as much as 100 shot per gun or
4,400 shot for her rather than 74,000.
PS: It’s in the humor section.
From: Cinndy
criWho are you
From: Brian Grimm
I ran across your site searching for “tournament sort.” I heard that
Tournament Sort was a hot topic in the ’60’s. But the National
Institute of Standards and Technology’s “Database of Algorithms and
Data Structures” web-site has only a placeholder. If you are in a
position to call Supercat’s use of the word “a bit of a misnomer” I
think that implies you can tell me what a “real” tournament sort is.
I’d like not only to know, but perhaps also to update NIST DADS or at
least Wikipedia for other inquisitive minds
Heapsorts are often called tournament sorts. My view is that this is a
bit off. Although heapsorts have a tournament tree structure and remove
the winner in each round, the course of comparisons is different and
isn’t nearly as efficient (in number of comparisons) as the basic tournament
sort.
The dominance tree sort in my article is intimately related to the basic
tournament sort. Indeed, the strategy that I suggested in my article is
equivalent to the basic tournament sort. I didn’t appreciate that when I
wrote the article.
The great advantage of using a dominance tree rather a tournament pairing tree
is that it opens up the possibility of considering other strategies. In
particular Supercat’s variant weights the members of a dominance list rather
than using the natural order. I’m not sure that this buys anything though.
When I look back at my article I’m not terribly happy with it. I hope that
I get around to revising it.
I hope this helps.
From: vermonthum
http://richardhartersworld.com/~cri/2005/reviews.html
This page seems to contain a joke actually titled “The Pilot”. Was
there a mistake?
From: mhadley_run
PLEASE, be hornest…
From: Ari Freiser
your page, “jokes sent to me by a smart woman,” put me in mind of the
following:
Q: How many men does it take to tile a bathroom floor?
A: Only one if you slice thin enough.
I am not aware of any copyright on this, so do with it what you will
… continued on next rock …
My understanding is, same as any other written material: if there’s an
actual author, it CAN be copyrighted (copywritten?), but IANAL so what do I
know?
Ditto Steven Wright’s line, which has shown up in AT LEAST three movies
uncredited, which really ticks me off — he’s the one who wrote, “No matter
where you go, there you are.”
From: takara3
I NEED MY MONEY!!!
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From: The Truth is Out There
Secret societies control our politicians. This has been always the same. The vatican, masonry and other societies have their members as political and religious leaders, and not only that, but also another sectors of our society as the banks or even hollywood.
In the upper grades of this organizations, their members practice satanism. They want to foment third world war to create the new world order.
They want to make people believe that all wars have been caused by divisions between world countries and religions to establish a one world government and religion. This government will be presented as the kingdom of God, and to make people believe it they will quote bible verses and make all kinds of wonders. The leader of this kingdom will claim to be the prophesied messiah. The UFO phenomenon and New Age movement are the key pieces to understand this deception.
In fact this is the kingdom of the beast where all people will worship the beast and the followers of Yeshua prosecuted. The aliens are the biblical fallen angels and also hybrids, they were the gods worshipped by ancient civilizations.
There will be presented many benefits to the population, new technologies will be released and promises of propsperity and peace, but don´t believe it, it is a lie. This will be a nazi one world government where all population will be totally enslaved and implanted with mind-control chips. But their kingdom will only last a few time as prophesied.
They are planting lies for us to don´t see the truth behind it, if you join the pieces you´ll see the big picture. God is not of any religion or denomination, they are controlled and scattering the flock. They are a spiritual restrainer for the people who join them. God is in everyone of us, and teaches us in our heart, about right and wrong, about truth and deception. We only must understand and learn to grow spiritually and get out from the matrix. The Way is Yeshua the Messiah. The majority will always believe the lie. Where the carcass is (falsehood), the vultures will gather (multitudes). If you want more info you can go to:
http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/
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Date: 7/20/2005
Subj: The hornest
Of course it wouldn’t do to call me “hornest” but “Hohnerest”
should do nicely. The Large Black Dog would indeed be disappointed;
he sees little difference between cats, rabbits, and squirrels.
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Date: 7/21/2005
Subj: Bird Watching
Actually it is the June Harter Waterfowl Production Area, and yes,
it is open to the public, and yes you could birdwatch there. In fact it
is quite a good place for going birdwatching. Come and enjoy.
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Date: 7/22/2005
Subj: Programming languages and cars
BCPL
Forth
Java
Lisp
RPG
BAL
Fortran
Ratfor
troff
Basic (Kemeny’s original version)
COBOL
Easycoder
APL
You might take a look at “A Guide To Programming Languages” to be
found at http://richardhartersworld.com/~cri/1996/language.html. In the meantime:
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Date: 7/18/2005
Subj:http://richardhartersworld.com/cri/2005/grandma.html
In his book, Darwin’s Black Box, Michael Behe popularized the
argument that the flagellum is irreducibly complex. The argument
is like the argument of the useless partial wing – plausible if
you talk fast. A good summary of the argument and its fallaciousness
can be found at
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Date: 7/21/2005
Subj: creationist FAQ
Certainly you may. By all means let me know if I win an iPod.
You might look at the “science!??” section aka “The Lucy Van Pelt
School of Science” at
http://richardhartersworld.com/~cri/fakesci.html.
Much of the material therein is by other people but there are some
oddities by yours truly. In particular I will suggest
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Men and Directions
New Frontiers In Science, Chapter XVIII
The Soul Gene
Which Came First
Postmodern Creationism
Date: 7/19/2005
Subj: Older Darwin awards
Thank you. I haven’t been conscientious about updating
the awards for several years. It’s on my list of things
to do, a list that never seems to shorten.
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Date: 7/17/2005
Subj: gun death numbers
It’s very good of you to write, and I do wish to thank you
for doing so. As it chances, there is quite a bit of
material on my web site that is not reliable and, not to
put too fine a point on it, factually false. Oddly enough,
most of this material of this sort is in the humor department.
I wonder why that would be.
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Date: 7/15/2005
Subj: curious
The primary reference would be the bible; the story is found chapters
16 to 21 of Kings 1 and in chapters 8 and 9 of Kings 2. A good summary
of the story can be found at
http://www.nisbett.com/people/bp-jezebel.htm.
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Date: 7/15/2005
Subj: seeking information – Reg
I am a Research Scholar from India. My area of
research is Deconstruction. I am about to submit my thesis. I request your
help in this regard. I need some information regarding the Year of Birth
and Year of Death of a few critics and authors. If you could help me in
this regard, I would be thankful to you. I have searched the Web and also
contacted a few eminent personalities like you for this purpose. Most of
them informed me that I could get the information only from you.As I have
to submit my thesis before July 31st 2005, Kindly consider my request as
serious and urgent….
I haven’t checked on all 25 but those I did check on are all still alive.
I suspect that you can find biographical information on all of them
in www.wikipedia.org.
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Date: 7/11/2005
Subj: so, what did u decide ?
I quite agree. Please return mine immediately.
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Date: 7/15/2005
Subj: For Publication Consideration
I would prefer that you not email a sample; my reading list is already
too long. However I shall mention your book on my web site. Best wishes
for your book; with luck it will get all of the attention it deserves.
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Date: 7/11/2005
Subj: richardhartersworld.com
I am pleased that you find my site entertaining. I share your desire
for my continued longevity; it is a sentiment I encourage in all of
my readers. I must confess, though, that I have some trepidation
about being popular in jails.
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Date: 7/2/2005
Subj: iterative mathematics
My apologies for not getting back to you sooner. I printed the article
out but I haven’t yet taken the time to read it carefully. When I do
I will get back to you on it.
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Date: 7/14/2005
Subj: http://richardhartersworld.com/~cri/2005/feathers.html
A wing is a very good offensive weapon. [Watch geese in operation
some time.]
Pity that, but probably for the best. The education of the yappy
little dog would have been a salutary lesson, but the tourist
probably would have had hysterics.
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Date: 7/14/2005
Subj: death rates…
Bad news for you; it’s a joke in the humor department. I realize that
many consider our presence in Washington DC to be no laughing matter,
but the sad truth is that tasteless humor is always in vogue.
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Date: 7/9/2005
Subj: last chance, dude.
Oh, goodie, I’ve always wanted to be a last chance dude
hanging out at the Last Chance Saloon. I’m sorry about
your money. Fear not, it will be wisely spent
on draft beer.
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Date: 7/14/2005
Subj: requesting algorithm of expected complexity
I’m rather puzzled by your request – the naive algorithm for
multiplying two polynomials is O(M*N). It can be improved with the
Karatsuba algorithm (look it up on google) to O(M**1.58)and even
better with the Fast Fourier Transform. Of course something that is
O(M*N) is also O(M*M*N) since the O() function is an upper bound,
but I don’t think that that is what you are after.
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Date: 7/12/2005
Subj: Frodo
Would the White House be Isengard or Baradur?
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Date: 7/13/2005
Subj: Unbelievable
The trouble with being a free thinker is that it doesn’t pay very well.
Only a matter of a few millions of years ago the sun would have
been as large as the orbit of the earth. Disregarding the solar
displacement, the earth would have been spinning so fast that it
could not have possibly have retained its spherical shape.
Fascinating. Did you come up with this particular fantasy yourself, or
did you find it in a comic book?
Where’s the HARD evidence supporting evolution? It takes more
faith to believe that the universe exploded from nothing, than to
believe in a Supreme Being as Creator.
Fossils would be the HARD evidence supporting evolution.
Come on, Dude. Put it in gear and stop being lead around by the nose.
Good show; I appreciate mixmaster metaphors.
Concerned in Tennessee
Thank you for your concern.
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Date: 7/4/2005
Subj: confusion????
Is the usage: one the largest buildings in the gulf,
correct?
I assume that you meant to write “one of the largest …”
and not “one the largest …”. In answer, no it is not.
The superlative denotes a singular item, i.e., there is only
one fastest runner in a race, one largest fish in a school
of fish usw. The usage “one of the largest” implies the
possibility of there being several largest buildings.
Your new example is a barbarism of the sort
perpetrated by advertising flacks and persons
who write movie review columns. The difficulty
here is that the debasement of the English language
is a professional duty and prerogative of that
class of persons.
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Date: 7/6/2005
Subj: various matters
This can’t be right – one might send hornets but one could scarcely
be hornets. Though I suppose mhadley_run might actually have meant
to say “please, bee hornets” which goes with your thought of a
stinging report. Then again, the poor chap might have wanted to
be paid in bee hornets, which I imagine might be some kind of
Brazilian killer bee.
Over the years (or perhaps hours) you have created several reviews
of books that have yet to be written. These cause mirth for some of
your readers, but frustration, anger and even hatred in others.
Have you ever considered hiring out-of-work technical writers to
create some of the heretofore missing volumes? Dr. Lewis and I
could team up to be a highly effective collaborative ghost writer,
if you could find a way to meet our rather expansive financial
requirements. (That’s high falutinese for how you had better pay
us a lot more money than mhadley_run or amy carey will be getting.)
It seems like an excellent plan. As it chances, I have a supply of
low denomination lira that I never quite got converted over to euros.
If that doesn’t quite meet your expansive financial requirements I
can always run them through the enlarger on the copying machine.
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Date: 7/5/2005
Subj: any news, dude ?!
Never fear. You shall get every cent that you have coming to you.
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Date: 7/5/2005
Subj: USS Constitution
Are you implying that the Chief Curator of the National Park Service
might say something that is less than the total and absolute truth?
I am shocked, sir, simply shocked. My child-like trust in the
fidelity and veracity of our public officials has been irretrievably
shattered.
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Date: 7/5/2005
Subj: cri Who are you
Richard Harter. Why do you ask?
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Date: 6/30/2005
Subj: Tournament sorts
Knuth’s volume on searching and sorting has a good discussion on
tournament sorts and related sorts. The root idea is the tournament
structure, e.g.,
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The general plan is to remove the winner and redo the contests in which
the winner appeared. This is a well defined process with a unique course
of comparisons.
Date: 6/19/2005
Subj: humor page – “One liner book reviews”
There was indeed. I shall have to fix it some day. I fear that
the one liner reviews have permanently vanished.
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Date: 6/30/2005
Subj: i give you last chance to return my money!
I’ll do my very best. By the way, what does one have to
do to be hornest? Does this have anything to do with
playing the French Horn?
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Date: 6/25/2005
Subj: joke
Thanks for the joke; it will appear in the correspondence column.
You’ve roused my curiosity though – to what extent and under what
circumstances can a joke be copyrighted?
Now that I did not know – however my ever unreliable dictionary informs me
that it is “copyrighted”. So good having reference materials at hand –
it permits the appearance of being knowledgable. Sadly, my on-line dictionary
does not admit the existence of “knowledgable”. Fortunately my spell-checker
does, so I have an electronic defense against the charge of being an
ignoramus.
I do know that Bill Griffith, the artist/writer for Zippy the Pinhead, did
not copyright “Are we having fun yet,” which he wrote, and has been bitter
about it for years. Since I love the guy’s work, and have a burnin yearnin
passion for justice, i always try to give credit for that one when I see it
used.
You mean it’s not originally a Yogi Berra line? I suspect that clever lines
like that are uncopyrightable.
I’m still trying to figure out who first used the phrase “anywhere but
here.”
Michael. When Adam and Eve were being cast out from the garden of Eden
Eve wept and asked where they could live. Michael of the flaming sword replied,
“Anywhere but here.” Now you know.
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Date: 6/25/2005
Subj: did you receive my messages, dude ?
I’m sure you do. If you had it you could afford
a keyboard with a shift key that doesn’t stick.
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Date: 6/16/2005
Subj: inquiry
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9902/09/germany.holocaust/
www.avotaynu.com
www.icheic.org
www.livingheirs.com
www.wiesenthal.com
I am impressed. I had thought that I had seen every possible appeal to
the vilest form of greed in these “Nigerian” scams, but I see that I was
mistaken. I have been invited to share in the fruits of the depredations
of tyrants, in the defalcations of dishonest bank officials, and the looting
of charity funds, but never until now have I been asked to mulct holocaust
victims. What is next, I wonder? How low do they think I can sink?
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Date: 6/14/2005
Subj: The Great Deception
http://www.sherryshriner.com/
http://www.mt.net/~watcher/
What an amazing revelation.
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