Jokes sent to me by a smart woman

He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said…. You wear pants don’t you?

He said…. Should we try swapping positions tonight?
She said…. That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said… What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said…. Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says: “So you would love her.” “But God” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”
God says: “So she would love you.”