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The Lucy Van Pelt School of Science

In the Charlie Brown comic strip Lucy Van Pelt used to assert specious science in a self assured, dogmatic style. For example she explained that snow didn't fall down from the sky, it rose up from the ground. This page is devoted to articles written in that noble tradition.

Physics during the age of megaliths
Applying Intelligent Design to the Theory of Pregnancy
Observations on operator overloading
Fate of the universe -- Revealed
Time Travel with a computer
The origin of the big bang
The signs of the Zodiac
The charge of a human body
Further mysteries about megaliths
Static electricity versus ether
A note on the compression of files
The entirely unlikely probability of spontaneous life
The Kingdom of The Ants
Colored Electrons
The gravity of the matter
My Revolutionary New Prime Discriminator
The sum of all numbers is one
Atheistic Blindtimekeepingism
How Kangaroos Got To Australia
The size of the Moon and the Earth
Pyramids and the Ancient World
More Cosmological Evidence
How the flood really happened
A Note on Unobtanium
A note on the origin of fubar
A cure for cancer
Gender differentiation in fetal play activity
Sex based activities in fetuses
Men and Directions
New Frontiers In Science, Chapter XVIII
The Physicists' Bill of Rights
Matter transmission
Why the moon looks bigger on the horizon
The Inside Scoop On DNA
It's Elementary, Doctor
The Completely Radical Anthropic Principle
Post Modern Creationism
The Soul Gene
Marsupials refute evolution
Which Came First?

This page was last updated March 6, 2011.

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