Good Girls, Bad Girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines!

Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies.
Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls wear white cotton panties.
Bad girls don’t wear any panties.

Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they’re fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls pack their toothbrush.
Bad girls pack their diaphragms.

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance.
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place.

Good girls prefer the missionary position.
Bad girls do too, but only for starters.

Good girls say “No!” Bad girls say “When?”

Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.