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WHAT HE SAID
| WHAT HE MEANT
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“Haven’t I seen you before?”
| “Nice ass.”
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“I’m a Romantic.”
| “I’m poor.”
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“I need you”
| “My hand is tired.”
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“I am different from all the other guys”
| “I am not circumcised.”
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“I want a commitment.”
| “I’m sick of masturbation.”
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“You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about”
| “You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.”
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“I really want to get to know you better.”
| “So I can tell my friends about it.”
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“It’s just orange juice, try it.”
| “3 more shots, and she’ll have her legs around my head.”
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“She’s kinda cute.”
| “I want to have sex with her till I am blue.”
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“I don’t know if I like her”
| “She won’t sleep with me.”
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“I miss you so much”
| “I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look
good.”
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“Was it good for you?”
| “I’m insecure about my manhood.”
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“How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?”
| “Is my penis really that small?”
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“I had a wonderful time last night.”
| “Who the hell are you?”
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“Do you love me?”
| “I’ve done something stupid and you might find out.”
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“Do you ‘really’ love me?”
| “I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find out
sooner or later.”
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“How much do you love me?”
| “I’ve done something really stupid and someone’s on their
way to tell you by now.”
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“I have something to tell you.”
| “Get tested.”
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“I’ll give you a call.”
| “I’d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see
you again.”
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“I’ve been thinking a lot.”
| “You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk.”
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“I think we should just be friends.”
| “You’re ugly.”
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“I’ve learned a lot from you.”
| “Next!!!!”
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