Snappy Feminine Comebacks
Men, in their pursuit of women, oft times approach their prey with
stale pick up lines. Here is a compendium of such lines and some
snappy comebacks whereby a woman can inform a male that his attentions
are not welcome. Also see
More Snappy Feminine Comebacks.
| Man: | “Haven’t we met before?” |
| Woman: | “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.” |
| Man: | “Haven’t I seen you someplace before? |
| Woman: | “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” |
| Man: | “Is this seat empty?” |
| Woman: | “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.” |
| Man: | “So, wanna go back to my place?” |
| Woman: | “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” |
| Man: | “Your place or mine?” |
| Woman: | “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.” |
| Man: | “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?” |
| Woman: | “It’s in the phone book.” |
| Man: | “But I don’t know your name.” |
| Woman: | “That’s in the phone book too.” |
| Man: | “So what do you do for a living?” |
| Woman: | “I’m a female impersonator.” |
| Man: | “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?” |
| Woman: | “Do not Enter” |
| Man: | “How do you like your eggs in the morning?” |
| Woman: | “Unfertilized!” |
| Man: | “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.” |
| Woman: | “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!” |
| Man: | “I know how to please a Woman:.” |
| Woman: | “Then please leave me alone.” |
| Man: | “I want to give myself to you.” |
| Woman: | “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.” |
| Man: | “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.” |
| Woman: | “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.” |
| Man: | “Your body is like a temple.” |
| Woman: | “Sorry, there are no services today.” |
| Man: | “I’d go through anything for you.” |
| Woman: | “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.” |
| Man: | “I would go to the end of the world for you.” |
| Woman: | “Yes, but would you stay there?” |
This page was last updated November 1, 1998.
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