Real Men Cooking
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing It's the only type of
cooking a "real" man will do:
When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain
of events is put into motion.
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
- The woman goes to the store.
- The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
- The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a
tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to
the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
- The man places the meat on the grill.
- The woman goes inside to set the table and check the
- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
- The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the
- The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
This page was last updated April 1, 2007.