The Whining Yuppie
A whining yuppy is mauled horribly by a bear and the bear has eaten the yuppy’s arm. The paramedics are astounded at the yuppy, who is whining about all the blood on his new Gore-Tex parka.
One paramedic says, “How can you whine about your parka when you have lost your arm?”
The yuppy looks down to where his arm used to be and whines, “Oh my God! My Rolex!”…..
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