Editorial
Where, Oh Where, Has My Little Car Gone

Humor
One day in Sunday School
A recent Crime
A conversation with Johnny
What is a tragedy?
Paying off the generals
25 Signs You’ve Grown Up
Dear Abby

Science!??
A note on the origin of fubar
A cure for cancer
Gender differentiation in fetal play activity

Puzzles and games
A puzzle full of chestnuts

Literary
Good reviews for bad books
The Blank Slate (review)

Recipes
Chicken with a mushroom and garlic sauce

Personal
An incident in the subway

Science Fiction
Sam Woke
1992 in another time line

Poetry
When with all I’ve had my fill

Correspondence
Gareth Thomas
Mark Ventimiglia
Tony Lewis
Jason Frey
TheDorkQueen
Bailey James?