So give me a break, officer!
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a gal a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-dicked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes… the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It’s important at my age.
This page was last updated April 1, 2004.