Emergency Vet Visit

A distraught dog owner called a vet pleading for an immediate appointment. He explained that his dog had a large growth or swelling near the corner of its mouth. So the vet told him to bring the animal over. When the man came in with his pet, the vet examined the dog as the man stood by anxiously waiting. At last the doctor turned to him and asked, “Do you have any children?”

“Oh, good grief, is it contagious?” the man gasped.

“No,” the doctor answered. “It’s bubble gum.”