The Joys of South Dakota Winters

It’s winter in South Dakota
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love South Dakota
When the snow’s up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your butthole freezes shut.

Yes, the weather is delightful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave South Dakota
‘Cause I’m frick’en frozen to the ground!!

— Anon