You Know You’re A Nurse If …
… you would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley.
… your sense of humor gets more warped each year.
… almost everything, no matter how dire, can seem humorous….eventually.
… you know the smells of different types of diarrhea.
… you can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than he or she can tell you.
… you check the Caller I.D. on your days off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
… you can tell work stories in a restaurant and make someone at another table throw up.
And the SUREST SIGN that you’re a nurse…
… your finger has gone places you never thought possible!
This page was last updated January 1, 2007.