Will the real dummy please stand up?
AT&T; fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.
Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.
With a little help from our friends
Police in Oakland CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had
barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten te ar gas canisters,
officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police
line shouting, “Please come out and give yourself up!”
What was plan b???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced
him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the
kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
A man walked into a Topeka KS Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the
cash drawer. Apparently the take was too small, so he tied up the store
clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed
up and grabbed him.
Did I say that???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man
in the lineup to repeat the words: “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,”
the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”
Are we communicating???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart.” “Is this her first child?” the
doctor asked. “No!” the man shouted, “This is her husband!”
Not the sharpest tool in the shed!
In Modesto CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a
Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger
to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his
This page was last updated March 1, 2006.