Miracle of toilet paper

Fresh from her shower, a wife was standing in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of telling her it’s not so, he comes up with a suggestion:

“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

“How long will this take?” she asks.

“They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

She stops. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He’s still ALIVE, and with a great deal of THERAPY, and may even WALK again.