Letters to the editor, August 2011
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I know by the time you kick over, brain transplant will be possible, please leave me yours. I promise to add, more humor, and a female perspective of the vast knowledge you are able to write out.
What do you think of genetics, and the over talkative gene?
You know, I never thought of making my brain available for a brain transplant. I’ve known more than one person who clearly was in need of a brain transplant.Return to index of contributors
Interesting story tree. Too bad your barbarian daughter never has the discipline to stick to it long enough to give it a good try. However, such a life choice is fraught with risk, danger, and death in battle.
Risk, danger, and death in battle are the upside.Return to index of contributors
From: Sarah Evans
I’m a (fledgling) secondary science teacher and, in my curricular-info-gathering, I came across your page (http://www.tiac.net/cri_a/piltdown/links.html). I’m trying to establish an arsenal of materials to have in place before I begin my first year in the classroom, but September is looming! Thanks a bunch for the super-helpful info, I hope it’s alright I’m using it as a resource!
While googling about on the web, I found this guide on evolution (http://www.peoplefinders.com/article-people-past-present-learning-about-human-evolution.aspx) which is really easy to understand and has a bunch of substantial links. You should definitely include it on your page; I’m sure others will find it just as comprehensive! Again, thanks for the info!
My apologies for not answering sooner – life is exceedingly hectic and the cracks loom ever larger. Who knows what might have fallen into them. I’m pleased that you found that page useful. The entire Piltdown Man suite of pages could do with an updating – the bulk of it was done 10-15 years ago and time has moved on.Return to index of contributors
From: Anthony R. Lewis, PhD, FN
It was several years after my discharge that I learned that BAM (Broad Ass Marine) was not an official name for women marines. In the Old Corps (TM) men and women trained separately. These days I understand they get the attentions of equal opportunity lawn mowers. (Old Drill Instructor saying – your ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower.)Return to index of contributors
From: Lee R Piazza
I guess I will have to steal your time machine if I ever hope to get your monthly issue in the month it is putatively published. But of course you will say you received no correspondence and so why bother? So here is a question. Is there a map for the Reincarnation Game? Once I followed two protagonists through many permutations. If you follow down one long path protagonist A beheads protagonist B, if you follow the other protagonist B beheads protagonist A! Cool! But I have never been able to find it again. You, possessing a grand map of the Reincarnation Game, can tell me how to find that thread again. Or can you?
P.S. I hope your fences are all mended, the crops in or harvested or whatever you farmers do.
Mea culpa. My life has been, ah, hectic. There has been house remodeling going on. As of this writing I had a cataract surgery about a week ago and am having a colonoscopy tomorrow, to be followed by another cataract surgery in early July. It also turns out that I have mono, or, rather I had mono and am now recovering from it. Even as I write I would rather be outside gardening, but alas, it has been raining steadily for the last two days. The rain guage claims 135 mm has fallen – the ground are quite squishy.
… continued on next rock
That’s why we are remodeling first and getting married second. You had rain? Did any of the local population melt?Return to index of contributors
From: Jason Loxton
I am writing up a very quick sidebar on Piltdown for an issue of Jr. Skeptic on fossil hoaxes (most of my effort will be on the fake Archaeopteryx hoax and the genuine Archaeoraptor cock up). I am wondering if you could recommend one or two solid overview articles? (I have read a fair bit in the past, but much of it is pretty hazy now. I have Langdon’s 1991 Current Anthropology article, and a few from the 50s when the debunking was in full force.) As far suspects go, what is the current consensus? Any other helpful comments would be appreciated. >
The email address is for myself, Richard Harter. I gather you were looking for Tom Turritin, author of A Piltdown Man reading list. If you still want to get in touch with Tom, I can send you his email. In the mean time I will try to answer your questions.Return to index of contributors
From: Gary Gray
Hello Customer Service My name is Mr. Gary Gray, I am with the Twain Net Trading Center and with regards to your Company i will like to make an order based on (Toilet seat ) in stock for sale? If Yes kindly email me back with the types of Toilet seats that you have in stock and the total pick up price of the sizes, so that we can proceed with the order. More over i will like to know if you do accept Credit Cards as a form of payment… And allow pick-up at your location . Looking forward to hear from you soon so that we can proceed with the order…
Although I am an internationally respected authority on the use of toilet seats and their positioning, I do not actually deal in them. However if like, I can make my expertise available for a modest remuneration. I don’t accept credit cards. My accountant has made it clear that I should only accept small unmarked bills.Return to index of contributors
From: Selina Lovett
Sorry I haven’t written back in a long time, I have been a bit under the weather, and just have been out of touch with almost everyone. How are you doing??? I hear that you are about to have some flooding near Pierre- that’s not too far from you, is it? I hope you are far enough away from the rivets so that it won’t affect you much, bust just the same, my thoughts and prayers are with you and the people near to you.
Must be making all sorts of plans for the wedding, I assume. Dennis and I unfortunately won’t be able to make it, but I sure wish we could. We probably will only get as far as Chicago this year. Maybe. He can’t take as much time as he originally thought, and neither can I, really, so that lets out going cross country. Oh well, another time, I hope. In the meantime, I think that the two of you can get married just Fine without us.. Unless you need a bit of Little Asteroid’s funny brew for the toasts!
Not much is new here, I am still working at Mass Audubon, loving it, and have pretty much gafiated from fandom, although I still keep my nose into things a bit.
So please tell me about you!!!! Are you two ever going to make it back here? Where are you going on your honeymoon? Inquiring minds want to know. Ok, so this one does…
You take the words out of my mouth. I have just been told that I am recovering from mono, along with having two cataract surgeries, and a colonoscopy. All of which has slowed me down a bit. Can’t you and Dennis get a bicycle for two and make it the rest of the way from Chicago to Highmore? I am assured by Alice Lewis that it is a 4 to 5 day trip by car, but surely you can go better tham that cycling. In any event it was great to hear from you.Return to index of contributors
From: Peter Neilson
Alesia (who seems to think her name is also Lesia) writes you about her availability and purported slimness.
Where do you find these nubile creatures? They do not write to me. Well, perhaps they do, but the Mozilla Thunderbird e-mail grinder offers good removal of what it considers junk. It got rid of seven issues of a daily newsletter to which I subscribe.
Anyway, you might send these pretties to my farm where they could help train horses and shovel stuff. Cheryl and I have discovered that if you put money into one end of a horse you get high-quality fertilizer at the other end. The pile of fertilizer needs minding.
As I understand it, your family more or less gave up on keeping horses a long time ago. No wonder you reject Alesia’s offer.
We would be willing to accept Alesia as our gardner if she will also do other chores. No, not Windows. We are a Linux farm. Our horse droppings are clean and open-sourced.
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One of the disappointments in my life is that the aforesaid nubile creatures all seem to be slim. There doesn’t seem to be a well muscled amazon among the lot. I try to be polite and let them down gently, but it’s not easy. Why can’t I get letters like these:Return to index of contributorsYa, it is me here, Helga. I am reading about your operation in Farming and Ranching Quarterly. I am happy to work on your place. Good I am with horses and with shovels. I keep your barnyard clean, ya? Weeds die in my hands and gardens bloom. I be strong. I lift 40 kilo bag and toss on truck.If I hear from Helga I will forward her letter immediately to you.
From: Arv Edgeworth
Have you considered at all the possibility that maybe the reason that no clear “missing link” has been found in human evolution, is that maybe humans were planted here by aliens as they supposedly claim through their contacts? I’m not saying I believe this, but have you given that any consideration at all?
Let’s say hypothetically that it happened. What about other forms of life on the planet? Did life evolve on this planet, or could other forms of life have been started by alien life forms as well? How much of life actually evolved here, if any? Maybe evolution only occurred within the different classifications, and not between them.
We know the early atmosphere on our planet contained too much oxygen and presents difficulties for evolution to occur naturally, but what if the early environment was much different on another planet? Have you considered the possibility that we have all been asking the wrong questions? I know, you probably think I have too much time on my hands, but come on, hasn’t any of this at least crossed your mind a time or two?
Before I answer your questions, I have a little one of my own. I noticed that you sent your missive to a mailing list with an undisclosed list of names. How many people are on your little mailing list? In other words, how many fish are you trolling for?Return to index of contributors
From: Peter Neilson
Istagħġib tiegħi li inti titkellem bil-Malti ma jistgħux jiġu mrażżna. Fejn hi falkun tiegħi?
M’hemm l-ebda ?tieg.a, perverz.joni biss.Return to index of contributors
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