Letters to the editor, April 2007
This a traditional letter column. You are encouraged to write a letter of comment on anything that you find worthy of comment. It will (may) be published in this column along with my reply. As editor I reserve the right to delete material; however I will not alter the undeleted material. E-mail to me that solely references the contents of this site will be assumed to be publishable mail. All other e-mail is assumed to be private. And, of course, anything marked not for publication is not for publication. Oh yes, letters of appreciation for the scholarly resources provided by this site will be handled very discreetly. This page contains the correspondence for April 2007.
From: Cora Nathanson
I enjoyed your article. One question is were these the birds that you used to see under bridges in Manhattan and or maybe the lincoln Tunnel? I am trying to find out. Can you please tell me.
I can’t say definitely, but I am pretty sure that they are.Return to index of contributors
From: Andrew Monkman
This may be of interest to you!!
I’m not quite sure what to make of it, but it’s pretty.Return to index of contributors
From: okeke Harry
i love those wonderful words.
I love them myself – by the way, which ones are they?Return to index of contributors
MAYBE YOU CAN ANSWER THIS STUPID QUESTION FOR ME….I AM A COP IN NYC AND ME AND MY PARTNER NEED AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION TO HAVE SOME PEACE IN OUR CAR A PERSON WEIGHS 100 LBS……THEY EAT 5 LBS OF FOOD IN 1/2 AN HOUR……THEY DO NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM AND WEIGH THEMSELVES AS SOON AS THEY ARE DONE EATING….DO THEY WEIGH 105 LBS DUE TO THE FOOD INTAKE??? THANKS FOR THE HELP,
This is a bit tricky. Yes, they weigh 5 lbs more if all of the food they’ve eaten (including the water they drank – don’t forget the water) weighs five pounds, except that they lose a small amount of weight breathing, so it’s not quite five pounds.Return to index of contributors
From: Peter Neilson
I’m forwarding you only the subject line for this one, because by now you have them all pretty nearly memorized.
Imagine if e-mail and the Internet existed a hundred years ago, how many more Piltdown Men would have been found! Worse, Edison and Steinmetz would have become hackers, wasting all their time inventing stupid algorithms instead of electrical generating equipment, and we wouldn’t have electricity to run computers.
I dunno. Somewhere I have my notes on building a steam powered fortran compiler. If Edison et al had become hackers we might well have ended up in a world like the one in the movie, Brazil. In fact, … , never mind.Return to index of contributors
Accidents happen. And the vast majority happen in the home. Are you prepared?
Do you know?
Do You Know Basic First Aid?
You can save the lives of your loved ones!
[snip sales pitch]
This is getting rather spooky. We hear about the blogosphere but nobody mentions the spamosphere. Once we get connected to the internet we acquire an existence in the spamosphere. It’s a shadowy sort of existence, one filled with surprising and sometimes disturbing morphings. It was bad enough that they moved me to South Carolina, but now my name and my very gender has been changed.Return to index of contributors
From: Barr Vincent Powell
Vince P (firstname.lastname@example.org) has invited you to join BlackPlanet.com and become a member of his/her network of friends.
I am Barr Vincent Powell,I represent Mrs.Mariam Abacha, Wife of the late president of Nigeria,General sani Abach.She has instructed me to locate a fund manager/partner.She wishes to invest the sum of Twenty Two Million Euros.Your assistance is needed to transfer and secure this fund for the investment. She proposes a commission 20% as your share.for further details please respond to my private email address: email@example.com Awaiting yourquick response. Regards, Barrister Vincent PowellBlackPlanet.com is a great place to express who you are in our unique ethnic community. The site has loads of the coolest features: Browse thousands of profiles, search for friends, participate in live chat, post your favorite news articles, share ideas, join forums, share photos, rate your friends, create your own personal page, land a career, you can even find your dream date!
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There is a real blackplanet.com; after all, on the internet everything is real. There’s not only a blackplanet.com, there’s a real irishplanet.com as well. All things considered though, I don’t think that I wish to become a member of Vincent Powell’s network of friends.Return to index of contributors
From: Peter Neilson
Your file http://home.tiac.net/~cri/2007/let07apr.html is unavailable. Whom shall I blame?
Whom shall you blame? I suggest the usual suspects? I suspect the problem is with your time machine, which, if I am not mistaken, was manufactured by Acme Products in 2010. Either that or it was mine, but that seems unlikely since it was manufactured in England in 1862 by Babbage & Lovelace; after all B&S were noted for the quality of their workmanship.Return to index of contributors
From: Holly F. Sox
I am putting together a set of essays or possibly a memoir of sorts, about my career as a nurse. I’d like to include the “You know you’re a nurse if…” from your web page. Are you the author? If not, do you know if that’s in public domain? If you are, may have permission to include that as an epigraph for one chapter?
I’m sorry, I don’t have any specific information. I’m not the author and I haven’t the vaguest idea of who the author might be, if any. It was one of those things that circulates in various joke lists. However I wouldn’t worry much about it. If you do a google search on “You Know You’re A Nurse If” (the quotes are important) it turns up about 383 hits, many of which are pretty funny. Judging from what I’ve seen, any original “You Know You’re A Nurse If” story is long gone; it’s folklore and everyone has their own version.Return to index of contributors
From: Peter Neilson
The article to which Dr. Lewis refers is quite interesting. Indeed, the older I become, the worrier I am about the problems of disposal. It’s unlikely that anyone would want to feed me to the Insinkerator ™. Maybe the pigs. Pigs are very environmental. If someone is willing to pay me the cost of going through this diamond process, I’ll leave them a diamond in my will.
Look at this way – when disposal becomes an issue for you it won’t be your problem.The addition of boron, though, to rid the dia-man (might that be the word?) of the yellow color, seems unnecessary. For any given person there are usually several friends and relatives willing to testify that he’s already quite full of boron.
Among other things.Return to index of contributors
From: Shyra Thompson
My son was on Adderall XR 10 mg. In some of the research I have done it says that it can cause psychoses episodes under certain mg. I was wanting to know if 10 mg can do that to a 5 yr. old boy?
I am not a doctor nor do I play one on TV. I really can’t answer your question, and I’m not sure that anyone can give you a definitive answer. My impression is that it is possible, but unlikely. As you may know, Canada has banned Adderall XR. Speaking as a lay person I would be very wary about giving it to a child.Return to index of contributors
From: Peter Neilson
Richard, I received this cheery greething, and felt that I should share it. It causes me to wonder if anyone has ever seen a disagreething.
[snip scam letter]There is the additional matter of the business proposition itself, which contains a Chin Fung. I inexplicably feel certain that the entire message must have been intended for you, not me.
Chin Fung is, I suppose, short for chin fungus, and refers to a beard. Speaking as one who sports “chin fungus” I feel that the term is rather derogatory. I’m not sure that I want to do business with these people.Return to index of contributors
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