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marked not for publication is not for publication. Oh yes, letters of
appreciation for the scholarly resources provided by this site will be
handled very discreetly. This page contains the correspondence for
October 2005.
Some of it is a little ancient; I’m slowly catching up – very slowly.
From: john crimson
Dear Sir,
Whatever the event, whatever the claim, there are always skeptics.
There are people who believe that the moon landings were a hoax,
that Einstein was a deluded fraud, and that evolution is an atheistic
conspiracies. Such persons poison discourse. It is all too easy to
mistake honest criticism for the rantings of a crackpot.
From: Aaron Koshorek
hello
From: John Wheater
You’re right, it IS hard to find.
The best reference I can find on the web purports to been have
copied from “BEST LOVED POEMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ed.
Hazel Felleman (Garden City Publishing Co., 1936)”. It has
that vexing “if”. Incidentally this source also claims that
the original title of the poem was Pedra rather than Petra.
It might be so.
The difficulty with the web as a resource is that there is no
provenance for information. Anybody can say anything and can
copy anything without attribution.
Anyway, thanks for calling this to my attention. I will follow
up on this and see what I can turn up.
From: Peter Neilson
In http://richardhartersworld.com/cri/1998/miller.html
From: Lois Harter
Lyrics from http://lyrics.astraweb.com
As all true Californians know, the guru B. (Brian) Wilson
is of The Beach Boys variety. You and Deb obviously need
to come visit and soak up some of that California
Culture….
From: Michel Durinx
Surely not! Your correspondent is the esteemed
From: ashley
you are such an idiot to display such crap about an author of such
prestige and to make a joke of her life and work
[Note: The date is correct. I gather that hotmail is
rather slow in getting their mail out.]
From: Peter Neilson
I had written:
A chap named Dennis stayed at my place overnight last year whilst
attempting to make his way from New England to Oregon on bicycle.
He started a bit late and got defeated by the Rockies somewhere
in Montana.
Bicycles, horses, either way the trip takes a substantial amount
of time.
From: Lee
Please to expound on the digusting process it(sake) was originally made(if
you know). Also to make this a complete letter–hey dude where’s my money!
… continued on next rock …
Why wait when one has wikipedia. Apparently since rice and water just left
together produce mold, an entire village chews rice, spits in a tub and this
is then fermented. And that is indeed DISGUSTING!!!
From: Peter Neilson
002005.09.30.1420Z
From: Robert Eggleton
Since I last wrote, “Rarity” has received a few blurbs. More are
pending. I reiterate my request for one from you. Please see:
www.fatcatpress.com The first blurb is on the publisher’s site.
Following are some more. I’ll email the ms on instruction.
“RARITY FROM THE HOLLOW is one of those strange and exciting bits of
literature that captures you with its uniqueness and then lingers on
your mind, reasserting itself from time to time to remind you that your
reality may not be everyone else’s. A rich and original work, full of
aspects and images that are certain to make it worth recommending to
friends you wish to impress. Not for everyone, but for those ready to
embrace the offbeat, a welcome surprise.” -William F. DeVault, author,
LOVE GODS OF A FORGOTTEN RELIGION
“An unlikely pair, the strange Lacy Dawn and her sent-to-Earth android
DotCom take the reader on a wildly improbable and sometimes disturbing
romp from rural Appalachia to an alien shopping mall as Lacy attempts to
save the world, heal her parents, and fall in love.”
–Mary Rosenblum, author, “THE DRYLANDS,” “CHIMERA,” “THE STONE GARDEN,”
and “SYNTHESIS AND OTHER VIRTUAL REALITIES”
“Robert Eggleton is a gifted storyteller of boundless imagination and
masterful skill. *Rarity from the Hollow* is a dark, humorous and
suspenseful science-fantasy story that showcases Eggleton’s expert
characterization, description and dialogue. His frank and honest
portrayal of poverty in rural Appalachia is reminiscent of Stephen
King’s use of “everyday horrors” to create a convincing sense of dread.
Eggleton counters the story’s dark mood with touches of warmth and
humor, à la Ray Bradbury. I look forward to reading more from this rare,
original author.” –J. D. Nelson http://www.MadVerse.com
“The book reached straight for my heart-strings and played them
masterfully. The book is well-written, so much so that its emotions beat
stronger than in most any other book I’ve read. –Brent P. Newhall
http://brent.other-space.com/”
“…the subject matter is dark and strong, unflinching in its portrayal
of human darkness, and not for the faint-hearted or easily offended.
Robert Eggleton is not afraid of employing complex style and structure
to fit the needs of his story. The mixture of sci-fi, gritty reality,
humour, and the mode of thriller reminds me a great deal of Dean
Koontz’s writing, and Robert Eggleton may indeed have the potential to
follow in Dean Koontz’s footsteps.” –Kevin Patrick Mahoney Authortrek
“Lacy Dawn is my kinda gal, and “Rarity From the Hollow” is my kinda
book. Set in rural Appalachia, it dishes up courses of the offbeat, the
unusual, and blends them into a superb main course of good storytelling.
This book tells me that we’ll be hearing much more from Robert Eggleton,
much more, and it won’t come a moment too soon for me.”
–Ed Williams, Syndicated Columnist of Free Wheelin and author of “Rough
as a Cob: More Juliette Journals”
“Rarity is one helluva a read. Buy it.” – Allan Cole, “The Timura
Trilogy,” “Dying Good”
… continued on next rock …
In addition to the blurb, something that might be helpful would be if
you find a place to mention “Rarity from the Hollow” on your site. I’m
sure you remember that a portion of any proceeds has been designated to
prevent child abuse. Also, as a therapist in a children’s mental health
program, it was written to sensitize and bond readers to this cause.
Thanks for your consideration.
From: Henning Strandin
While sipping on the contents of a glass of Cardhu, I found myself reading
the exchange between you and Mr. Hitchcock, regarding unpronounceable
liqueur names and the potential qualities of Hawaiian whisky. At the point
where you wondered if it were possible to make pineapple beer, I was
reminded of the coconut vodka I had in Samoa. It was called “Voka” and
while perhaps not a sophisticated taste like Scotch, it was pleasant
enough and did the job. (And it came in a charming and practical plastic
bottle.) And look, one less consonant.
From: Anthony R. Lewis, PhD, FN
recently NESFA rebuilt the pad outside the rear door. The define the size
of the pad, it had forms BUT, on the other hand, being concrete it was
non-Platonic. How can we resolve this contradiction?
Always remember that the shadows in Plato’s cave were concrete –
ancient Greece had advanced construction techniques.
From: Peter Neilson
002005.09.30.1345Z … continued on next rock …
The 1996 piece clearly requires updating. It should not be
too much trouble to build a Forth machine out of readily
available hardware. I used to have a PDP-8E-and-a-half in
my basement. If I remember the name of the lucky person I
gave it to, you can probably get enough scrap DEC hardware
from him (I think he has LOTS of stuff) to build about
anything you want, if reliability, cooling and portability
are of small concern. The E-and-a-half (almost an F, see)
was built by Jack O’Connor (better known on tenor banjo and
mandolin) and Steve Hopkins out of scrap the two of them
acquired when both worked at DEC. They had to re-knit the
core memory which had been destroyed “to protect the
proprietary nature of software.” You’ll need a wire-wrap
gun. I think they are now mostly obsolete.
IIANM though, one can download PDP-8 and PDP-11 emulators from
the net. I suppose one cobble together a switch panel and
connect it to a PC via a usb port. I miss rocker switch panels.
From: Chip Hitchcock
I believe both you and the esteemed Professor Neilson are incorrect.
Errors increment, such that 6 404’s will give you a 409 — in which case
you have a problem; as the great guru B. Wilson informs us, “Nothing can
catch my 409.”
Be that as it may, I don’t recognize the great guru B. Wilson, and know
nothing of his 409. Is this something I should check into? The only
409 I know of is a cleaning fluid.
I lead such a sheltered life.
From: Chip Hitchcock
Pineapple wine turned up 19,300 hits which a bit more than the 15,00
hits for tomato wine.
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A fair cop; “X beer” can mean “beer with X” rather than “beer made from
X”, and X has a large range of values. (Sometime when you’re in
civilization, look in a large liquor store for lambics by Liefman or
Timmerman.) I’m not surprised that lemon and pineapple didn’t work; there
are some things that Just Don’t Go with hops.
I informed Our Lady of the Large Black Dog of the great pineapple beer
issue. I believe her response was, “Oh, yuck”.
From: Jerry Kuperberg
MY DOG MOANS WHEN HE SLEEPS — VERY LOUD AT TIMES??????
Oddly enough the Large Black Dog also moans, albeit not in his
sleep. Instead he does it when he is begging and is getting
impatient for a response. Perhaps your dog’s moaning means
that he is dreaming about getting a treat.
From: Peter Neilson
The folks at Cornell have chosen to move their pumpkin. The story of
the vegetable’s demise, instead of being at
http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicles/3.19.98/pumpkin_plummets.html
as you relate at the end of
http://richardhartersworld.com/~cri/1997/pumpkin.html
is now better hidden, at
http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicle/98/3.19.98/pumpkin_plummets.html
Your reference to the original pumpkin story remains valid.
From: Heather Sanders
(nothing whatsoever)
From: Faithful reader
Has anyone else picked up the seemingly useless habit of learning infinite
digits of pi by memory?
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Date: 10/20/2005
Subj: piltdown man
In 1986 I was working in Auckland School of
Medecine New Zealand when I met the old Professor of Dentistry,Richard
Taylor.The faculty was moving him to a smaller room as he became less
important in his old age,he was 87 at the time.As I helped him move his
fascinating collection of skulls,fossils,books etc he told me a little
story about the Piltdown man.About 1933 he was examining a cast of the jaw
and teeth of the Piltdown man and came to the conclusion that it was a
fake because the wear on the teeth was all wrong.He wrote to his English
peers of his findings,but in his words”such news from the colonies
challenging the greatest English minds at the time, was ignored”.Look who
had the last laugh,a ‘lowly’ nz dentist.
Thanks for writing. A remarkable thing about the Piltdown hoax was the
obviousness of the hoax – once it had been exposed. Others could have
seen what Professor Taylor saw. Still, the matter is not simple.
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Date: 10/17/2005
Subj: thank you so much
to whoever created the ste that i am emailing from i thank you greatly. I
only am doing this because if i spent my valuable time making a site this
great then i would appreciate some thanks for doing it. Well i had to do
some understanding on “The Cole Equations” and well…i won’t ramble on.
Thank you so much for making such a great site..it was easy to follow and it
helped me out very much. I appreciate it.
You’re welcome, and thanks for expressing your appreciation. If you’re
doing a paper may I suggest that you take more care with your spelling,
grammar, and punctuation. Teachers are often fussy about such matters.
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Date: 10/10/2005
Subj: Petra
thanks…
But, hang on, the scansion demands ‘as if’ for ‘as’ in line 3,
n’est-ce-pas?
This is not an easy question to answer. As you say, the
scansion implies “as if” rather than “as”. A search on the
web turns up about half a dozen copies. I suspect that what
has happened is that a google search turns up
http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/487.html
first. As it happens, this version is missing the “if”.
If memory, that fickle mistress of misbegotten references,
serves me properly, that is where I got the version I posted.
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Date: 10/10/2005
Subj: flynnd>>flynndlog&
erroneous text “published poshumously”
correct text “published posthumously”
Thank you. This correction will be published posthumously.
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Date: 10/6/2005
Subj: Lyrics Request: Beach Boys – 409
Lois Harter has sent you some lyrics!
I will say that this confirms all that I have suspected about
California Culture. It’s a frightening thought, but there it is.
[snip lyrics: Gaak]
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Date: 10/5/2005
Subj: memorizing digits of pi
[email protected]
whom I quote:
Enoch [Root] shrugs modestly. “Where I grew up, memorizing
the digits of Pi was the closest thing we had to entertainment”
–Neal Stephenson, “Cryptonomicon”
Perhaps the eminently educated Enoch eloquently enumerated the digits
of Pi but he wasn’t my correspondent. Rather he is witness that there
were others besides my correspondent who indulged in the practice.
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Date: 4/12/2005
Subj: idiot
I have every confidence that you are right. I am perplexed on
one point though – which author are you talking about?
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Date: 9/23/2005
Subj: Coast-to-coast by horse
…tall equipment rack. It’s another item in the long list of
things that I have never done, along with being a short order
cook and riding horseback from the Atlantic coast to the
Pacific coast.
I think the coast-to-coast riding would be the most feasible.
There are innumerable horseowners along the way (unless you
try to travel through the Badlands or such) who would be happy to
help with stabling and horsetrading. There are wagon-train
outfits that do this sort of thing. You might join up with one
of them. There is safety in numbers–ask any horse.
Our Lady of the Large Black Dog did the wagon-train thing in her youth.
Wagon-train reenactments are quite popular in western South
Dakota; for such events the participants need open country and
plenty of spare time – South Dakota supplies both.
You would not succeed as a short-order cook. You are too
imaginative, and would begin to take liberties with the orders.
We already know this from your military service, and I rather
doubt that you are looking for MORE orders at this stage of
your life.
Good point, although I have observed many short-order cooks taking
liberties with the orders.
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Date: 10/1/2005
Subj: DISGUSTING PROCESS
I was sort of curious about that disgusting process myself. We shall see
if Mr. Hitchcock will illuminate our minds. In any event, I think he has
your money.
I rather fancy that I didn’t want to know that. A truly happy
life depends upon being ignorant of a surprising number of things.
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Date: 9/30/2005
Subj: flynnd>>flynndlog&
found in: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri_b/pages/pages1996.html
found in: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri//2002/edit029.html
404 value: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri/1996/toon.html
proper value: google “cartoon laws of physics”
This is one is difficult; I have toon.html stashed away
somewhere; I removed it at one point in the past because
it was overly large. I have this problem with space, you
know. I will attend to the matter though. I am not quite
certain whether I will delete the references or restore
it in one of the annexes.
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Date: 10/1/2005
Subj: Rarity from the Hollow Update
Thank you for writing. You have my permission to use the
following blurb:
“Rarity from the Hollow” is an outstanding example of
novels of its type. I can heartily recommend it to all
who would enjoy reading it.
— Richard Harter
The above information will appear on my web site.
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Date: 10/1/2005
Subj: Regarding vowels and booze
When I was in Panama some of the enterprising gentlemen in my outfit
distilled an alcoholic drink from coconut. As I recall it wasn’t called
anything as pretentious as coconut vodka; rather it was simply called
jungle juice. I imagine that the difference is that they weren’t
manufacturing it for the tourist trade.
Manoia!
(That’s “cheers” in Samoan. It may look like a mouthful, but it’s easier
to say than “Ua puna muamua le vai inu?”–has the drinking water been
boiled?)
I would imagine that manoia rhymes with paranoia, the difference being
that ma’s are happy folks whereas para’s are marginal people. Incidentally
it isn’t technically a rhyme, but I don’t recall the precise term.
Google and extended stays in houses of correction are available for those
who insist on knowing.
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Date: 10/3/2005
Subj: NESFA removation and conundrum
I don’t quite see a contradiction here. The forms define the size of the
pad but are not the pad itself. As you may check for yourself the forms,
being ideal, are not present in the material world whereas the pad, being
concrete, is present.
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Date: 9/30/2005
Subj: flynnd>>flynndlog&
found in: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri_b/pages/pages1997.html
404 value: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri_b/pages/darwin/darwin97.html
proper value: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri_b/darwin/moredar.html
A change request for this problem report has been created and
has been forwarded to scheduling.
002005.09.30.1400Z
found in: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri/1996/language.html
missing entries: Forth, Java, Perl, Python
Java, Perl, Python were not computer languages in 1996;
at least they weren’t real computer languages. Forth is
an assembly language for a machine that (I hope!) doesn’t
exist.
002005.09.30.1405Z
found in: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri_b/pages/pages1996.html
“404” value: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri/1996/infantry.html
proper value: http://richardhartersworld.com/cri_a/military/infantry.html
Some doubt whether the infantry actually is in
the military. Policy here is to avoid religious
arguments – the correction has been sent to the
proper authority.
Color me excessively envious. Modern computers (the desk top
kind) have no cachet. Real computers either were at least
desk sized or else they were mounted on an equipment rack.
I never got around to putting together my very own seven foot
tall equipment rack. It’s another item in the long list of
things that I have never done, along with being a short order
cook and riding horseback from the Atlantic coast to the
Pacific coast.
I call ’em as I see ’em. The forwarding page looked pretty
crufty to me. Some people wonder about the difference between
the infantry and the adultery.
The latter precedes the former.
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Date: 9/29/2005
Subj: 808
In my experience errors multiply, much like rabbits. Some persons,
not you or I of course, discover that during debugging two new bugs
are added for each one removed. For this reason some say that programs
start out in a state of as much perfection as they can muster, and then
degenerate rapidly thereafter as they are improved.
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Date: 10/1/2005
Subj: Pineapple beer
I had asked: I wonder if you can make pineapple beer.
Technically not; beer starts with starch rather than sugar. (Hence the
observation that sake is really beer rather than wine, not to mention the
disgusting process by which it was originally produced.) I’m sure
somebody has tried making pineapple wine; the results I leave to your
imagination.
The notion is sufficiently odd that I felt it warranted a google search.
The search turned up 519 hits, including some recipes. I’m not sure
of the legitimacy of the product nor of the quality. From the first
hit on the subject of odd beers:
I had two sips of the pineapple beer and poured it down the sink.
There were 1290 hits on potato beer. Potatoes certainly have plenty
of starch. I don’t know about the quality but I like the name,
Spotted Tongue Golden Potato Beer. Maybe the “spotted tongue” refers
to what your tongue looks like after drinking it.
I had one sip of the lemon beer and poured it down the toilet.
I’m not quite sure how far I would have to go to be that civilized.
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Date: 9/23/2005
Subj: DOG MOANING
I’m not quite sure why you told me this, or what you expect
me to do about it, but I certainly thank you for the information.
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Date: 9/28/2005
Subj: Far Above, Cayuga’s Pumpkin
Thank you for the information. I will emend the page in question.
Perhaps you failed to realize when you embarked on website creation
that website maintenance was part of the deal. Have you considered
writing a daemon (you could use a cron job, I suppose) that will
occasionally check the validity of your links, and e-mail you a
nastygram to summarize the decrepit ones? You owe as much to your
faithful readers.
Some, not I of course, take the view that I already have a
daemon that checks the validity of my links and that sends me
such nastygrams. Be that as it may, I am deeply grateful for
your continuing efforts on behalf of my unfortunate and hapless
readers.
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Date: 8/25/2005
Subj: read this!!
Done!!
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Date: 10/1/2005
Subj: Memorizing pi
My, the things that this younger generation gets up to. In my day all
our digits were finite. The only person I ever knew that had learned
an infinite number of digits of pi was little Freddy Singer. At least
we supposed that he knew an infinite number. The first word out of his
mouth was three and he just kept going on from there. The way I hear it
he got a good job with IBM as a random number generator. He came to a
bad end though. One day a VP came through and heard him spouting off
seven sevens in a row. The VP thought he was faking it and fired poor
Freddy on the spot. Nowadays he’s a bum on the bowery where he drinks
cheap wine and mumbles a lot.
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