Organized labor

Light bulb jokes are an innocent way to poke fun — or so I thought. Working as a sound technician, I asked an electrician, who was also the local union steward: “Hey, Mike. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?”

I expected the classic answer: “Twelve. You got a problem with that?” But Mike replied in all seriousness, “None. Teamsters shouldn’t be touching light bulbs.