What’s Up, Doc?
Jed received a bill in the mail from his doctor. Somewhat confused by the excessive charge, he immediately phoned the doctor…
“Doctor,” said Jed, “you told me I have only a month to live and now you send me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”
“Okay,” answered the doctor, “you have six months to live.”
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