The Jealous Blonde

A Blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, and, sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

She becomes extremely angry. She opens her purse and pulls out the gun to shoot him, but she’s suddenly overcome with grief. She puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend yells “Honey, don’t do it.”

She replies, “Shut up, you’re next.”