Paris Hilton on the job

Paris Hilton was recently hired at an office (apparently she is having some financial troubles!)

Her first task was to go out for coffee.

Eager to do well her first day on the job, Paris grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.

Paris held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. “Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?” she asked.

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, “Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me.”

“Oh good!” Paris sighed in relief. “Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf!”