On the way home from the Harley shop

A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem. How to carry all of his purchases home?

The owner said, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”

“Hey, thanks!” the biker said, and out the door he went. But in the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.

“Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?”

“Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane, said the biker. “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, “I’m just a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, pull down my panties and ravish me?”

“Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”

The lady said, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.