Kicking the habit
Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart. He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions.
“Do you smoke?” asked a paramedic.
“No,” John whispered. “I quit.”
“That”s good. When did you quit?”
“About 25 minutes ago.”
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