The grieving wife
A woman recently lost her husband. Their marriage had been a very lousy one, and she was relieved that he was finally gone. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter. Then she started talking to him, “You know that fur coat you promised me?” She answered by saying, “I bought it with the insurance money!” She then said, “Remember that new car you promised me?” She answered again saying, “Well, I bought it with the insurance money!”
Bending down low she said, “Remember that blow job I promised you? Well…. here it comes…”
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