The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
| Good | Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. |
| Bad | You can’t find your birth control pills. |
| UGLY | Your daughter has them. |
| Good | Your son studies a lot in his room. |
| Bad | You find several porn movies hidden there. |
| UGLY | You’re in them. |
| Good | Your husband understands fashion. |
| Bad | He’s a crossdresser. |
| UGLY | He looks better than you. |
| Good | Your son’s finally maturing. |
| Bad | He’s involved with the woman next door. |
| UGLY | So are you. |
| Good | You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter. |
| Bad | She keeps interrupting. |
| UGLY | With corrections. |
| Good | Your wife’s not talking to you. |
| Bad | She wants a divorce. |
| UGLY | She’s a lawyer. |
| Good | You came home for a quickie. |
| Bad | The postman had the same idea. |
| UGLY | You have to wait. |
This page was last updated April 21, 2000.
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