Good Girls, Bad Girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot.
Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines!
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies.
Good girls wear white cotton panties.
Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Good girls pack their toothbrush.
Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it.
Good girls wear high heels to work.
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance.
Good girls prefer the missionary position.
Good girls say “No!” Bad girls say “When?”
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
This page was last updated June 1, 2009.