Inappropriate Gifts

A congregation honors its Rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.

When he walks into his room, there’s a nude girl lying on the bed.

He picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, “Where is your respect? As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you.”

The girl gets up and start to get dressed. He says, “Where are you going? I’m not angry with YOU!”