Florida bumper stickers
After the 2000 Election the folks in Florida came up vented their frustration with a few bumper stickers. Here’s a selection:
FLORIDA: So nice, we let you vote twice!
FLORIDA: The home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: If you don’t like the way we count, then take I-95 and visit one of the other 53 states!
FLORIDA: If you think we can’t VOTE, wait till you see us DRIVE.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Re-vote.
FLORIDA: We don’t just cheat in college football anymore!
FLORIDA: We’re number one! Wait! Recount!
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: We would do a recount but we’ve run out of fingers and toes!
FLORIDA: Don’t blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.
FLORIDA: It ain’t good when Alabama counts faster than we do!
FLORIDA: We put the “duh” in Florida.
This page was last updated April 1, 2007.