How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead
of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover…..
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….
It isn’t moving. Who cares?
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle….
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the
question is: how long will it be before I can expect any fuckin light?
This page was last updated September 1, 2001.