Details Of The Crime
A beautiful young woman was appearing in court to face a Public Disorder charge. When her name was called out in the court foyer, she brushed her hair, checked her make-up, took a deep breath, and walked into the court and took to the witness stand.
The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.
“Not guilty,” the woman answered emphatically.
The prosecutor then approached the woman and said:
“Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed acts of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf who was waving a union jack on the roof of a car, whilst traveling at over 150 kph through the centre of London, in a blizzard…and you were totally nude?”
The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution counsel and calmly said, “What was the date again?”
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