Dave

Dave works hard at the office and often comes home late. So for his birthday, his wife wants him to relax and enjoy himself. She decides to take him to a strip club.

When they arrive, the doorman says, “Dave, how’s it going?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this place before. “No,” answers Dave. “That fellow is on my bowling team.” When they’re seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual Sam Adams. his wife is getting uncomfortable and says, “You must come here a lot for her to know that you drink Sam Adams.” “No,” he replies. “She’s in the ladies’ bowling leauge. My team shares lanes with them.” Just then a stripper comes over and says, “Want your usual dirty lap dance, Davey?”

Dave’s wife storms out and gets into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns around and says, “Damn, Dave. Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight.”