Humor archives – 2007

This is the the humor archive for stories added in 2007. The main humor page is http://richardhartersworld.com/cri/humor.htm.

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Stories added in 2007

• Three legal parrots
  
• A Frayed-Rope Joke
  
• Playpen Solution
  
• Save My Wife’s Life!
  
• Gone Loco
  
• Gamera?
  
• The Haircut
  
• Letters from computer camp
  
• A very interesting study
  
• In the emergency room
  
• Choosing the right name
  
• Even dogs miss their glory days…
  
• One need not be Jewish to be a Jewish Mother
  
• River Walk
  
• In a vacuum
  
• Another One Rides the Bus
  
• Worried to Death
  
• Funny Money
  
• From Actual Letters Sent to Landlords
  
• Bible Prophesy
  
• Two Men from Canada
  
• Wild Safari
  
• Marriage Statistics
  
• Old Caesar
  
• Precious Parcel?
  
• Sand Trap Duffer
  
• They Walk Among Us
  
• A Licence to Steal
  
• Save that quarter
  
• Horsing Around
  
• Turtle Waxed
  
• Reassuring Words
  
• 2001: A Space Odd Job
  
• Absent-Minded Rider
  
• A Stray Call
  
• An Arm for An Arm
  
• Bargain Benz
  
• Baffling Q & A From Lawyers
  
• Ditties from the Stupid Criminal Hall of Shame
  
• Some Questionable High School Test Answers
  
• Who dunnit?
  
• A problem with her son
  
• A Jewish Name
  
• A really bad day
  
• The sportsman’s double
  
• Hot Dates
  
• Tranquility Pill
  
• What a Fool Believes
  
• The Third Wish
  
• Over Easy
  
• The blonde and the millionaire
  
• A Time For Charity
  
• Not scared of anything
  
• Smart boss
  
• One day at the Lamaze class
  
• An Honest Reaction
  
• Cashing a check
  
• One evening in Cambodia
  
• THE MAN CODE
  
• Dictionary for decoding men’s English
  
• Dictionary for decoding women’s English
  
• Dictionary for decoding women’s personal ads
  
• The Hard Truth
  
• How to Detect a Mental Deficiency
  
• Lost & Found & Conquered
  
• Lights out
  
• A Vote of Confidence
  
• The Big Event
  
• Preparation for parenthood
  
• Saving lives with physics
  
• Brilliant Customers Of Travel Agents Everywhere
  
• Take Me to the Party
  
• Candy Everybody Wants?
  
• Desperate Mother
  
• The Cobra
  
• CATS
  
• Mongoose In The Box
  
• A Bargain?
  
• Negotiating in the Middle East
  
• Real Newspaper Ads
  
• Lowering the bar
  
• Let’s Fly
  
• Florida Bumper Stickers
  
• Real Men Cooking
  
• The Happy Couple
  
• Bouquets of Flowers
  
• Waiting ’til When?
  
• The Little Fire Engine
  
• The Odometer Caper
  
• A problem with drummers
  
• Cleansing her sins
  
• Before the operation
  
• Notable quotes
  
• A service for the dog
  
• Delivering cars
  
• Without any clothes on
  
• The guest’s names
  
• Curse of the Klopman diamond
  
• A penny for his thoughts
  
• Women Are Evil By Nature
  
• Australian tea
  
• Encylopedias
  
• Returning Gertrude
  
• Riff Raff in Heaven
  
• Temporary Secretary
  
• Political Spin
  
• Smelling matches
  
• Christmas and Chanukah
  
• After the operation
  
• Annie Oakley’s Sister
  
• They weren’t married
  
• You Know You’re A Nurse If …
  
• The Mama and the Papa
  

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