The great catastrophe

A large number of ice asteroids were detected approaching Earth. A new universal deluge was predicted and nothing could be done about it. In three days all the land would be submerged.

The Dalai Lama appeared on television and pleaded with humanity to accept the teachings of the Buddha and try to reach nirvana before the flood.

The Pope told people there was still time to “accept Jesus as your Savior and enter into heaven.”

The Chief Rabbi of Israel made the following statement: “Jews, we have three days to learn how to live under water.”