After the operation

A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, “How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?”

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. “What’s the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won’t I?”

He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine, Miss Lewinsky. It’s just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”