A Hard-to-Reach Blonde Dude

This blonde dude is speaking to his psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot,” says the dude, “and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”

“Don’t you have a cell phone in your car?” asks the good doctor.

“That was a little too expensive,” explains the dude, “so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.”

“Uh … How’s that working?” inquires the stunned shrink.

“Actually, I haven’t gotten any letters yet,” says the blonde dude.

“And why do you think that is?” asks the psychiatrist.

“I figured it’s because when I’m driving around, my zip code keeps changing.”