A Room With a View?

Granny Spears was visiting the big city for the first time… She checks into a posh hotel, and the bellboy takes her bags. She hurriedly follows the boy to the room. As the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fist at him: “Young man, I may be old, and straight from the hills, but that don’t mean I’m no fool! I paid good money, and this room won’t do at all! It’s too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there’s not even a bed!”

The bellhop looks at her and says, “Ma’am, this is the elevator.”