Good Advice

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some “Nair” hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her: “If you’re going to use this under your arms don’t use deodorant for a few days.” The lady says “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The druggist says: “If you’re using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days.” The lady says “I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer.”

The druggist says: “Stay off your bicycle for a week.”