The cabby’s sin

A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds “Well let’s see what we can do about that; #1 you have to be single, and #2 you must be catholic.”

The cabdriver is very excited and says, “Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too!”

“Ok,” the nun says, “Pull into the next alley.”

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab drier starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.”