Just Retribution

A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and, after topping it off with some Napoleon brandy, he summoned the headwaiter. “Do you recall,” he started, “When a year ago, I ate a similar meal here and then, because I couldn’t pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?”

“I’m very sorry sir…” began the contrite headwaiter.

“Oh, it’s quite all right.” said the guest, “but I’m afraid I’ll have to trouble you again.”