Dictionary for decoding women’s English

Dictionary for decoding women’s English:

Yes……………………………….No

No………………………………Yes

Maybe………………………….No

We need………………………….I want

I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry

We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble

Sure, go ahead……………………You better not

Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later

I am not upset…………………. ..Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?