A Vote of Confidence

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?”

“Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”

“That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?” inquired the doctor.

“Yeah,” said the man.

“Well, what did they have to say about it?” asked the doctor.

“They took a vote,” replied the man, “and they’re in favour, 15 to 2.”