Wild Safari

I like to travel every now and then. You know, see new and exciting places or things. Well, anyway, I recently visited a jungle area where we (the touring group and I) were talking with some natives. I noticed one native gentleman wearing a unique-looking necklace, and curious as I am, decided to question him about it. “What is it made of?” I asked.

“Alligator’s teeth,” he replied.

“Oh, that’s interesting,” I said. “I suppose they mean as much to you as pearls do to us.”

“Oh no,” he objected. “Anybody can open an oyster.”