Tranquility Pill

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said, “Please give me a prescription for the Pill.”

“I don’t think you need the Pill at your age,” replied the doctor.

“It relaxes me,” said Mrs. Ogden.

“But you know the ‘purpose’ of the Pill. It’s not for relaxing,” exclaimed the physician.

“I know,” said Mrs Ogden, “but my teenaged daughter dates, and every morning I drop one in her orange juice. Believe me, I feel more relaxed after doing it!”