Horsing Around

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in her hand. “What was that for?” asked the husband.

The wife resonded, “Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Daisy’ written on it?”

“Oh honey, don’t you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on!” replied the husband. The wife was satisfied, and apologized for bashing him.

Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when, once again, he is bashed on the head. “What this time?” he asked.

“Your horse just called!”