Florida bumper stickers

After the 2000 Election the folks in Florida came up vented their frustration with a few bumper stickers. Here’s a selection:

FLORIDA: So nice, we let you vote twice!

FLORIDA: The home of electile dysfunction.

FLORIDA: If you don’t like the way we count, then take I-95 and visit one of the other 53 states!

FLORIDA: If you think we can’t VOTE, wait till you see us DRIVE.

FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Re-vote.

FLORIDA: We don’t just cheat in college football anymore!

FLORIDA: We’re number one! Wait! Recount!

FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.

FLORIDA: We would do a recount but we’ve run out of fingers and toes!

FLORIDA: Don’t blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.

FLORIDA: It ain’t good when Alabama counts faster than we do!

FLORIDA: We put the “duh” in Florida.