What she had

Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.

“Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked.

“Not on her best day.” Hank replied.

“Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?” she asked.

“No, she’s broke.”

“Well then, is it sex?”

“Nope,… nobody does it like you, babe.”

“Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can’t?” “She can sue me for child support.”