There was an old lady

One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered for story time. The book they were reading was: THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY.

After the librarian finished the first page, she asked the children, “Do you think she’ll die?”

“Nope,” a little girl in the back said. “I saw this last night on FEAR FACTOR.”