Saving the Marriage

“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” one buddy told another.

“Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?”

“But what if my wife finds out?”

“Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and tell her about it!”

So the guy went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.”

“Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried that so many times and it never worked.”