Just Another Easy Quiz

Here’s another easy quiz. If you don’t like the answers, make up your own.

• Q: If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
• Q: If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
• Q: If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra would they get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode?
• Q: Isn’t it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?
• Q: Why is there always one in every crowd?
• Q: If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
• Q: Is it possible to have déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?
• Q: Why do hair shampoo instructions say “Lather. Rinse. Repeat”? If you did this, would you ever be able to stop?
• Q: Who decided “Hotpoint” would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators?
• Q: How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?